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October 30 Mints?Well its somethng that came up on my auto headings thing. Still anyway 2 things first off www.livejournal.com/users/madama Its me new journal thingie. it am winnah and secondly i have my halloween party pics up. I went as a mad dr and it was great! Woo
Love peace and all that jazz
Madam A
September 20 DolliesWell just a little update to say hello to all you out there in intienet land and its me, have been making dollies i thought i would share.. though they havent got names yet! I took some piccies of me hardish work they are over there. The over exposed one i kept in ptw because i like how the dollies glow!
Madam A August 19 Oddities from around the net!Have been playing with blog stuff and makie stuff so here you go a load of pointless stuff i enjoyed doing from te net. I credit the big brother thing to www.dc8p.com the rest genrally have the addy on them somewhere!
Your Own Big Brother!
Day 1 - Toby admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Amy. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Chloe is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Big Gay Jim later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality. 2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Tom creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Kandi hits him with a Fish slice. 3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of The Boston Stump out of Cheese on toast. After much persuasion by Tom, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task. 4 - Training for the The Boston Stump task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Big Gay Jim, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Cheese on toast. Kandi is furious. 5 - Today is the day when the The Boston Stump task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Big Gay Jim farts and blows The Boston Stump over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Amy cries. 6 - Tom gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day. 7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Amy admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Fish slice. Toby says he never wears condoms because they make his Buttock sore and Tom agrees. Chloe goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Big Gay Jim sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Tom. 8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Toby goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Kandi and Amy are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Toby. 9 - Kandi and Amy are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Chloe sings them a song - Hit me baby one more time - to make them feel better. 10 - The public vote Amy out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Amy leaves. 11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Amy's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Chloe has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Kandi is visibly depressed and is comforted by Tom, who tries to touch her on her Armpit. 12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Tom touching Kandi's Armpit over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it. 13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Big Gay Jim refuses to run because his Buttock hurts a bit. 14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Big Gay Jim finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Kandi calls Big Gay Jim a lazy Buttock. 15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Toby tells everyone individually that he thinks Kandi is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Kandi and Tom are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Toby. 16 - The nominations are announced. Kandi can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Tom is equally stunned and turns to Kandi for comfort. Big Gay Jim is distraught and confesses to Chloe that he thinks he is in love with Tom. Chloe says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know 17 - The public vote Tom out of the house. Kandi says she is gutted and even gives Tom a clipping of hair from her Armpit to prove how much she cares. Big Gay Jim is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Tom leaves. 18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Kandi clipping the hair from her Armpit. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar. 19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Hull in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it. 20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Hull sounds like but Big Gay Jim says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Toby as the one who must complete the task. 21 - Toby successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Hull but also God Save The Queen, Hit me baby one more time and the theme tune to Family Guy. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him. 22 - Nominations are due and Toby tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Big Gay Jim and Chloe are nominated. 23 - Big Gay Jim and Chloe take their nominations well and sit down with Toby and Kandi to discuss why they voted for them. Toby keeps quiet but Kandi accuses Big Gay Jim of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Buttock before bursting into tears. 24 - The public vote Chloe out of the house and nobody really gives a shit. Chloe leaves. 25 - Toby becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Toby's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker. 26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Dodo dung using only a Fish slice. Toby is unsure but Big Gay Jim is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget. 27 - Completely out of the blue, Big Gay Jim breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Dodo incident from his childhood. Kandi tries to persuade him to stay but Toby sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Big Gay Jim decides to leave. 28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Dodo dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Kandi from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden. 29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Toby asks Kandi to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Toby nominates Kandi to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Kandi. 30 - When the nomination is announced, Kandi graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Toby is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Toby takes his £70,000 and runs away to Hull. Nobody, including Kandi, ever sees him again. Tail of descovery from http://www.pbs.org/perl/kratts
While in Africa a few years ago searching for the rare Red Horse . Amy Foley-moon , a world-renown wildlife film-maker, came across a great discovery -- the Horse uses its Tail for Sucking Oranges ! Capturing this on film was difficult. At first, the Horse was very Round . One day, Foley-moon approached the Horse with some Oranges . The Horse ran away with the Oranges in its Tail! " Good Gods! ! I must get that on film!" cried Foley-moon , who went to get the movie camera from the tent. When Foley-moon returned, the Horse had Played the Oranges ! Before Foley-moon had a chance to film anything, this creature had used its Tail to Hop the Oranges straight into the lens of the camera! Creatures do the most Smooth things! It's a good thing Amy Foley-moon kept trying -- now the world can see it for themselves!
Do you want to know the truth about Horses? For 13 years, area 42 has been suppressing information from you about Horses and thus endangering the welfare of larpers.
In December 01, Geroge Bush met with Johny Depp in Boston to discuss How many teddy bears tom cruse owns. As it happens, they engaged in drinking and ended up hatching a plan involving the Freaks in Uk. As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with ITV and their ties to Rogering. A report in The sun was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Lorien Trust, various Waitreses, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Keith Moon. According to the report, passages in the book "harry Potter" and lyrics in David Bowie 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Horses. According to a spokesman at The sun, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article. The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Horses any longer. Learn the truth! and one more... http://elouai.com/doll-makers/candybar-doll-maker.php i have been playing ALL day with that one!
TTFN
Madam A July 16 ooh some more picciesJust a quick one to sey hello, and lookies at me new pickes, theres some of the boston party in the park, not the most famous of peoplesinging but was fun and there is also some harry potter book launch pics!
Me as proff, Trewlaney
Jim as Deloris Umbridge
Tom as hagrid
chloe and matt as wizzards,
Also check out the cute beardie little wizzard and the ron weasley they were ace childrens
that is all
love peice and all that jazz,
Madam A Foley-moon June 08 lookie mar ders anotha one!Ok first things first i took off the LARP pics because i devoted a whole massive space to Uzzzzzzz ( http://spaces.msn.com/members/uzzzzzzz ) If you want to see all the pics dont bother commenting on the writing though it is very slap dash and is mostly IC stuff Second i have put a new entry in my acctual journal If you would like to know whats going on in the life of me! Third to make up for the removal of the LARP piccies i have put a fe more odditiy on my pics which hopefuly can make up for them! Thats all for now Madam A May 26 Wow a journal thats updated more regularly than the origanal thing!I KNOW i cant spell ok! Well just to say if you look to your ight there is some new pics, i went visiting and i appologise if some are a bit blurry i was drunk what can i say! anyhoo i will update my propper journal ummmmm soonish and anyone going to heartlands will miss you as im not there but dont get killed for me kay! mwah madama April 12 suppose i bet add another..this isnt my REAL Journal BTW my real one is at http://madama.easyjournal.com just thought i would advertize :P aaanyhoo i havent been doing much i have been making south park people... if you have any you think i could add please send them to me.. Any friends people or you...look at them you will get the idea! Anyhoo i need to go jobhunting so there.. MWAH Madam A
Oh p.s. i found this space from looking at comments from jim.. i do belive she is a young version of me lol well almost! Ok ok the mulan just makes me giggle but take a look and be nice http://spaces.msn.com/members/eloise-anstiss March 21 madam A is open for business!Just Like to say hi i am using this as more of a photo album, than anything but its yet another way for all you guts to keep in touch etc and see a little more about me and stuff! Love you all guys And my normal journal is ok gonna put some pics and stuff on here Mwah Madama |
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